
epenis
Stop pretending. You already paid to be taller. We named the unit. You screenshot the rank. You post the ROI. You call it pipeline. It was always a ruler. $1 buys 1 cm. It falls 1 cm per hour. You cannot fake a charge.

epenis
Stop pretending. You already paid to be taller. We named the unit. You screenshot the rank. You post the ROI. You call it pipeline. It was always a ruler. $1 buys 1 cm. It falls 1 cm per hour. You cannot fake a charge.
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Pay-to-rank board where $1 = 1 cm. Height decays 1 cm/hour. Duels are 1v1.
Outbid clones rank you forever. This one goes soft unless you pay again.
Pricing
$1 = 1 cm, one-time bids. No subscription. #1 = current top + $1.
Team size
1 person
Funding
Bootstrapped
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Live at epenis.lol. Launched Aug 26, 2026. Satire of the pay-to-rank wave: decaying height, 1v1 duels, share-to-X cards. No ads, no accounts. Payment is the rank.
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